6/13/04 10:34 pm
We regret to announce the unpleasant passing of the dancing pickle, who on the 5th of June of this year was savagely stabbed by some guy named Clyde. This unfortunate incident occurred in a manure pile in Seattle, WA. The deceased was reported to have shouted "I should have listened to my horoscope!" just before expiring. the dancing pickle is survived by fifty or so gerbils. Funeral services will be held the 19th of next month.